Happy Halloween!


A cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is star ing.

He replies: ‘I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.’

She answers, ‘My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have,
you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.’

‘Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.’

She responds, ‘Well, let’s see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.’

The cab driver is very excited and says, ‘Yes, I’m single and Catholic!’

‘OK’ the nun says. ‘Pull into the next alley.’

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush .

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

‘My dear child,’ says the nun, ‘why are you crying?’

‘Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.’

The nun says, ‘That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.’

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Breakfast was a repeat of the last two days…. 1/4 cup old fashioned oats, 1 tbs pb, 1 medium banana, and 10 g coconut.

I hope PB and I can get to Philly early enough tonight bc I have the BEST COSTUME! My sister in law ordered one online and they accidentally sent her two so I get to wear one. it is so hilarious.

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13 responses to “Happy Halloween!

  1. HAHAHAHA!!!!! That is too funny 😀

    HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

  2. haha – i love this one!!

  3. what a great joke!
    i can’t wait to see your costume!!!
    HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

  4. Thanks for the morning funny!

  5. Lordy – that’s funny!

  6. This is so funny because my boyfriend is actually dressing up as a nun! Someone from his work changed the name “Kevin” to “David” and sent it to us.

    Happy Halloween!

  7. hahaha Sabrina! you are hilarious

  8. Happy Halloween!

  9. haha! that’s awesome. Happy Halloween!

  10. Hehehe love that joke. What are you being for Halloween?

  11. HAHAH! That is an awesome joke! Didn’t see the ending coming! =)

    Happy Halloween!!

  12. OMG, that was too funny!! Loves it 🙂

    Happy Halloween!

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